Pants afire: Sam Worthington was arrested in Hotlanta on Saturday for ridiculous douche-like drunken fighting. He also apparently claimed he was a DEA agent. Silly, Sam. That?s just for the movie you?re filming. [TMZ]
Pants explosively flaming: Just a guess: Lindsay Lohan has never seen an after-school special. Remember when she told the cops she was *not* behind the wheel when she she was in that car accident back in June? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Liiiiindsay. People who have eyes apparently USE THEM. And a whole slew of those eye-using people kind of maybe sort of TOTALLY SAW YOU DRIVING. Misdemeanor charges to be filed this week. [TMZ]
Just some man in pants: MITT ROMNEY HAS VOTED. PROBABLY FOR HIMSELF. [CNN]
Caught with pants down: Joe Simpson is vociferously denying he is gay, despite rumors from every part of the universe. [Gossip Cop]
No longer fitting in pants:?? and daughter Jessica Simpson has been struggling to stay on the diet wagon due to anxieties arising from ?OMG your dad is so totally gay? rumors. [RadarOnline]
Roseanne wears pants: And is running for president. But Tom Arnold won?t vote for her? [TMZ]
KStew wants maternity pants: K Stew wants a baby. She also fears being murdered. [Showbizspy]
Enough with the pants:?Apparently just telling people to KNOCK THAT OFF doesn?t really work for most nail biters. And now we know why: ?Science has relegated what was thought simply to be a super gross habit as a an actual disorder. ?The American Psychiatric Association?which publishes the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)? will soon list nail biting as a form of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. So chew on that. [Today]
All aTwitter:?
?Vote b/c its fun to hang in creepy church basements w/ old women giving you stickers.? ??comedian?Paul Scheer?of?The League
?I know I?ve been criticized for sexualizing our POTUS but you could bounce a quarter off that butt? ??Lena Dunham
?Can?t wait for Brad Pitt?s new furniture line. Also can?t wait for Ethan Allen?s new heist movie.? ??Stephen Colbert
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Source: http://thefullmoxie.com/2012/11/06/yap-sheet-so-much-pants/
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